misandry-mermaid:

roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

I think about this post a lot.

ppaction:

Anyone who thinks you can just walk into a convenience store and get the affordable birth control you need clearly has no understanding about the reality of women’s lives — and no business making decisions about them. 
Have you been hearing this line as much as we have? Share this.
5 fact checks you need to know about the Hobby Lobby decision and how it affects us.

ppaction:

Anyone who thinks you can just walk into a convenience store and get the affordable birth control you need clearly has no understanding about the reality of women’s lives — and no business making decisions about them.

Have you been hearing this line as much as we have? Share this.

5 fact checks you need to know about the Hobby Lobby decision and how it affects us.

vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

Did you know?

collectivecrack:

White American males constitute only 33% of the population. Yet, they occupy approximately:

  • 80% of tenured positions in higher education
  • 80% of the House of Representatives
  • 80-85% of the U.S. Senate
  • 92%of Forbes 400 executive CEO-level positions
  • 90% of athletic team owners
  • 97.7% of U.S. presidents

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

unimpressedcats:

nothing really mattress

unimpressedcats:

nothing really mattress

Anonymous
asks:
Where do all our taxes go?

officialunitedstates:

ifisayindwieghtsthenimeanblindweights

I do the responsible thing and go to the doctor, but life shits on me and now I have confirmation on how utterly disgusting I’ve become since leaving home. I’d go back to behaviors if it weren’t for the fact consistent food is the only thing that supports my alcoholism.

IFUCKINGHATEEVERYTHING